Who made this mess?!
Stop throwing that. Ball. In. This. House.
Please stop playing with your privates in front of me.
Who got poop on the toilet seat?!
Please clean up your mess. Clean it up. Yes, now.
Why is there pee on the sink?
Where did those buggers come from?! I know, your nose. Why are they on the wall?
Stop that.
That's not funny.
Ewwwwwwww.
Chew with your mouth closed, please.
Your clothes go in the hamper, not under your bed.
Is it bedtime yet?
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For what it's worth?
I've said every single thing on this list to both my daughters.
Except for the pee on the sink. But I have said: Why is there pee in your Easter bonnet?
Maybe I should have titled this post, "Things I've Said Since I Became a Wife and Mother." It's universal.
I forgot to add, "Why are you stirring the toilet water WITH YOUR FINGER?!"
Good Lord, it's never ending.
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